Pretty horse dressed in ribbons is the future of Tim Hortons marketing

Seriously. If every Tim Hortons did this sort of brilliant marketing the company would save millions of dollars every year.

All that is needed to take Timmies to the next level is to find a pretty horse, dress her up in bright green ribbons, and take her through the driv-thru. This is when a comedian would drop the microphone and walk off stage. McDonald’s and Second Cup would simply fall to the floor and wallow in their own self pity.

Next up would be to get this same pretty horse munching away on a 12-pack of Honey Crullers… brilliant!

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I'm obsessed with Tim Hortons. It runs through my veins and I've probably spent enough money downing Steeped Tea's that I could have purchased my own franchise.