The Tim’s (Lord’s) Prayer

One Tim Hortons addict on Reddit created the “The Tim’s (Lord’s) Prayer.” Praise at its genius:


Our Tims on Oxford,
Hortons be thy name,
thy coffees come,
thy donuts are done,
In drive-thru as it is in restaurants.
Give us today our double-double,
and ask us cash-or-card,
as we wait with those
who queued up with us.
Save us from mark-up costs,
and relinquish us our change,
for the customers, the coffee, and the glory
are yours now and forever.
Timbit. Tiiiiiimbiiiiiiiit.
~ The Tim’s (Lord’s) Prayer


Boom.


About Ian Hardy

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I'm obsessed with Tim Hortons. It runs through my veins and I've probably spent enough money downing Steeped Tea's that I could have purchased my own franchise.